D.....C.....S

                                    The Infamous

                                   "D.C.S."
                            Dry Coochi Syndrome

Ever wonder how some of the world's most beautiful women could be single? Constantly running through relationships? Or what it is that you can't put your finger on, that just makes some women (excuse my use of old school slang but) seem plain ol' WACK?!

    Well THIS Ladies & Gentleman, is what I (and soon you will to) refer to as DRY COOCHI SYNDROME, better known as #DCS.

DRY COOCHI SYNDROME, the culprit behind the demise of relationships for women we just have no idea as to how any man could cheat on. Or wouldn't want to be with for that matter.

I mean, how can you NOT want to be with HALLE BERRY? Stacy Dash? Dare I say it, Kim Kardashian (as much as I crack on her she IS indeed an attractive woman).

I hated to admit this concerning my baby, Halle but it just had to be noted. Even her demeanor must be observed. Yes, a woman that carries herself gracefully. A woman in the fantasies of many men AND women. A woman who can rock the short hair, long hair, be a prude or even a round the way girl. How can a woman of that nature not have a loyal man? Well think about it...even her personality seems quite bland and boring. Sure, she can probably carry a conversation well but the energy level just isn't there. Every interview I've seen or read with her, it always had BOOOOOORING all over it. And primarily associated with boring is, yes, the dry coochnen. The desert box. The thirst snatch. The deyhrated kitty.

Once I started observing this cancer, I realized that it's actually NOT that difficult to identify. It all has to do with energy. Think about it, your gut can always tell you when someone's niceness is insincere. When they're putting up a front about something, without them even saying so. It all boils down to the energy. And I'm puh-ri-tee sure that after reading this and my mentioning of Halle, you said to yourself, "damn yo, this bitch has a point." Not so far fetched right?

Now the thing about DCS is that these women actually KNOW that they have it. There is no way in hell a woman can think her box is that fabulous when all other signals point to nay. Take Kim K for instance; in past posts I've written, I mentioned how boring she is. She herself has to know she's boring. She drowns herself into her work and sabotages all of her relationships. Stacy Dash (I love her) has been said to be one of the most cattiest women in Hollywood. Why so catty? It compensates for the dry feline below.

I guess its sort of like the Little Dick Syndrome. You know, when men who aren't packing always feel the need to boast and impress the world via machismo, chauvinism, LV labels. Yea, exactly!!

Anyhoo, I've taken the liberty to include a few victims of the DCS.

More to come!

                                      Our competition winner, 
                                          HALLE BERRY

                                   "Too Good to be true..."

                                       Our Runner up,
                                       STACY DASH

                                        3rd Place goes to
                                              LALA

                                   Some notable others:

                                               
                                            #MobWives                                                       

                               Who gon check her boo?!
              Obviously not someone looking for a wet vagina...
                  (Sheree Whitfield #Real Housewives Of ATL)

                     She been out the scene for a minute but L.C.   
                           DEFINITELY suffers from DCS
                                                         

                    OH COME ON! You KNEW this was coming!!

                     and while we're on Basketball Wives,

            Not only will we NOT be calling her a "bitch", she won't
                             be called "Moist" either
                                      
 OK OK. Time for me to close this one. I'll leave it up to you to spot all the other DCS having women out there! ;)

LaLa's Full Court Life

So within my reality television fetishes lies LaLa..........."LaLa's Full Court Life" as it's befittingly titled.

"LaLa's Full Court Life" follows LaLa, the DJ/VJ from the late 90s, as well as VH1's Triple R-H (Residential Reality Reunion Host), who is now the wife of Caramel Scharamel from the Knicks. Blah blah what does that mean to me.

LaLa, a beautiful woman, seemingly intelligent business woman, and an impressionable good mother. Kinda has it all no? I mean she's been in the game for years canvasing those racoon eyes all over the entertainment industry; rapping, DJing, hosting, and producing. For a young woman of color, she's definitely set and headed in the right direction, as well as a prime example of elegance. I've not one negative thing to say about her.

Well...

except the fact that I enthusiastically classify her into the #DCS category. I mean DRY COOCHI SYNDROME TO THE TENTH POWER!!!

Allow me to explain.

On one episode, our heroine takes it upon herself to show off her "sexy" dance moves......I write "sexy" in quotations bc I feel horrible using that term INCORRECTLY. LaLa's dancing was/is the equivalent to having sex because you're in someone's apartment and, well, if he's not your significant other what the fuck else should you be doing? I use that reference because, its not something you necessarily "want" to occur but you know its inevitable. Well that my friends, was LaLa's uber cool dance grooves.

Minus the no rhythm, it was still horrible. I have NO idea if she was impersonating a seductive seizure, or if she was goofing around. I mean, she couldn't possibly be serious...oh but she was...

LaLa's dancing was so horrible, I'd imagine fucking a cup holder would be more pleasurable.

It would explain all the rumors of Melly Telly cheating (aside from the fact he's a ball player). I myself feel the need to throw Mr. Anthony some cookies off of general purpose. I feel so bad for him.

Now don't get me wrong, DCS isn't the end of the world in some cases. Take LaLa for instance:
  She's beautiful, she carries herself well, she raises her child with manners, and she's financially secure. Those are all GREAT qualities for a mate. She's the ideal "TROPHY" wife. She looks good on his arm; despite the fact she has no ability to fuck her man's brains out.

But kudos to you LaLa. I am in no way hating on you or anything you do. In fact, I respect you and what you're about. I mean, I find it hilarious you can't fuck for shit but hey, we all have flaws no? :D

Toodles!!!!!!!!